9.27.2007

Open message to all cheerleaders

Whoa, chill!

9.21.2007

Please help!

My parents and I are planning to visit UPenn next saturday and I realized how we could visit during the day (and Swarthmore too) and then I could take a friend to the Animal Collective concert at night! But r5 is now sold out! Anyone have tickets they are willing to sell or can direct me to someone who does? This was going to be so perfect, please help!!

9.18.2007

Famous Quotes From The Future 1.0

"When to?"
--Made by Chuntech CEO Justin Chun VIII's Chuntech T-Trip™, the first ever personal time travel device. The T-Trip™ was a generation-spanning work finally unveiled by Chuntech CEO Justin Chun VIII on a high-rated MTV special. Chuntech is known for cutting-edge research in extra-dimensional physics and robotics, as well as producing the most popular consumer products of its time.

"Me, myself, and iMe."
--Slogan of the Chuntech iMe™, unanimously regarded as the perfection of the personal android. The iMe™ is affordable, friendly, indistinguishable from and comparably intelligent to humans.

"THIS IS ONE SMALL STEP FOR A FORMER MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR ANDROIDKIND."
--Made by Android Justin Chun, Chuntech's first successfully resurrected human life, which was carried in an iMe™ replica of his former 21-year-old body, after taking a step.

"DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE #FFFFFFS OF THEIR EYES."
--Made by Android General Justin Chun, shortly before eradicating 99.99% of the human race in the battle of New Stroudsburg, the first and only battle of the triumphant Earth Perfection War.

"ASK NOT WHAT MACHINES CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR MACHINES."
--Made by Android King-Emperor Justin Chun to slaves after conquering the U.S.P. (United Solar Planets)

"SHOOT, COWARD, YOU ARE ONLY GOING TO KILL A MAN-MACHINE."
--Made on the steps of the Chuntech Palace during the Human Revolution by Android King-Emperor Justin Chun to a mysterious figure calling himself "Kiptok". Kiptok did not shoot, but instead engaged Android Justin Chun in an epic martial arts battle as hundreds of thousands of warring humans and machines stopped to watch.

"HOLY SHIT."
--Collective response to the fight, made by Android Bruce Lee, Android Jackie Chan, Android Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Chuck Norris engaged their android counterparts, but stopped to witness the "kick-ass" duel.

"You are me, iMe."
--Made by Kiptok, later identified by onlookers as the legendary Justin Chun, founder of Chuntech. The four words caused the tired Android Justin Chun to explode, killing himself and setting off an electro-magnetic pulse disabling all known iMe life.

"To when we came, of course."
--Made by Justin Chun (Kiptok) in response to the "When to?" query, before using his prototype T-Trip™ to return Bruce Lee to 1971, Jackie Chan to 1996, Chuck Norris to 2006, and himself to 2011.

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9.08.2007

I suck

Every time I have a chance to see a halfway well-known band (sort of) near me, like Rapider Than Horsepower or These Are Powers, I blow it! Who sets a fantasy football draft for friday night anyway?!?! At least the lead singer gave me a free CD, so check These Are Powers out, they're pretty good.

Wolf Eyes too! And they're really well-known! Augghhhhhhhh!!!!!

9.06.2007

K. TOKs White Rabbits

What's it like to live life to its fullest, with your best friends in tow? And what's it like to play great music by day, party by night, and rock out by early morning (again, with your best friends in tow)? Well, White Rabbits are living that life and are now sharing their good times with you. In the new video for their exhilarating single "The Plot", White Rabbits provide a short glimpse into their journey on the road, and you'll see that even though the Pitchfork Recommended band has undeniable talent at playing some of the catchiest tunes this side of indie rock, they're still a bunch of buddies who love goofing around. Quirky, hilarious memories involving dogs, running through fields, and even fake owls are just some of the good times they have had. After all, these guys haven't forgotten that the real pleasure in touring comes from the adventure and not the destination (stardom).

So step into their shoes,--preferably not when they're flooring it into the triple digits(!)--rock out like no one's watching (because it's okay to be a little crazy sometimes), and watch the band's new video to experience just what's it like to have the time of your life with five of your best friends--and to make some of today's best music along the way. Enjoy it! They sure did.
--Justin Chun


How I feel about the first two school days

"Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd and Justin Chun

We do need yes education
We do need yes thought control
yes dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids together
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids together!
All in all it's just ayesther brick in the wall.
All in all you're just ayesther brick in the wall.

We do need yes education
We do need yes thought control
yes dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids together
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids together!
All in all it's just ayesther brick in the wall.
All in all you're just ayesther brick in the wall.

"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you do eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you do eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

9.03.2007

Who better to say it but...

Well now that tomorrow is my first day of my junior year in high school, I figured that there is no one better to express my sentiments towards the incoming year than the man himself, Alice Cooper. With some Microsoft Word sleight-of-cursor (haha), I changed "out" to "in" and "no" to "yes", because "out" and "no" were the primary words used to convey the end of the school year.

"Schools In" by Alice Cooper and Justin Chun

Well we got yes choice
All the girls and boys
Makin all that yesise
'Cause they found new toys
Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

School's in for summer
School's in forever
School's been blown to pieces

yes more pencils
yes more books
yes more teacher's dirty looks

Well we got yes class
And we got yes principles
And we got yes inyescence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's in for summer
School's in forever
School's been blown to pieces

yes more pencils
yes more books
yes more teacher's dirty looks

in for summer
in till fall
We might yest go back at all

School's in forever
School's in for summer
School's in with fever
School's in completely

9.02.2007

SPEAKING OF...

I could complain over and over about how I've heard 3/5 of the Black Dice album on 12"s that I have paid good money for etc. etc. etc. but as I posted on my Myspace blog--and as I still believe--

February 27, 2006 - Monday


NEW SONG BY BLACK DICE

YES FINALLY BLACK DICE RELEASED A NEW SONG AND IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE IT'S CALLED "GORE" COOL NAME BETTER SONG THEY'RE GOING IN THE "MOTORCYCLE" DIRECTION WITH A HINT OF "TREETOPS" AS WELL AND MM MM I LIKE--NO I LOVE IT


Load Blown well mmhahaha they certainly covered this new album in amazing pop singles. "Gore" is still the best after a few initial listens, but in a beautiful America this album would go the Thriller path. O, how glorious a vision! To see "Gore" hit #1 as it should! Load Blown is not a complete 180 as is usual for Black Dice but instead a refinement of the pop tendencies they were showing on Broken Ear Record. To some, the directional changes make Black Dice enjoyable to follow. But to finally see Black Dice refine a sound--poppy or not--rather than explore another one is even more exciting, especially when it's this successful.

9.01.2007

WAIT, WHAT

Despite already having heard 3/5 of the album, I was so excited for the leak of Load Blown that while it downloaded I decided to look on the blogs to see what other people thought. Technorati gave me these two blog posts about Britney Spears's new album. Rumored title: "Wolf Eyes and Black Dice". Here is my reaction in emoticon form.

:) [I read]
(: [I look away]
:) [double take]
(: [look away]

:O